THEBITTERPIL45: I have a piss test tomorrow, and I smoked like 1 bowl 6 days ago or
something, I bought some certo and im going to take it tomorrow, and ill
tell u how it goes, ( They send the test to a different state) so I have no
idea what the results will be, i'll comment next week to let u guys know
iBeLike Water: Just got back from my drug test for Felony Probation....
I Passed that crap with flying colors!!!!!!
I stopped smoking for about 9 days and it freaking worked..
I ate the certo 2 hours before I took my test, drank a gallon exactly of
water and pissed 4 times before I left to drop.
freak all the haters message me if anyone needs a more clear step by step
instruction. I am living proof this crap works..
IsoSafrole: It will work, but it isn't the gelatin doing it. Its simply dilution of
urine through increased urine production. Your urine production rate
increases approximately 8 x when excess liquids are consumed and your body
detects it. By consuming caffeine/diuretic you can further augment this in
the hours leading to the test. Consume some B vitamin complex tablets hours
before the test to ensure yellow urine. If they test the 'specific gravity'
(Creatinine levels) you may fail for dilute urine, so you can consume
Creatine powder (NOT TOO MUCH, hurts kidneys) a few days before and on the
day of the test to prevent this. You generally need to consume half a gal.
of water over an hour or so, but do not go crazy drinking too much, it is
dangerous, and makes you dizzy. I've witnessed people pass tests after
smoking and consuming opioids everyday. Water was the only option as their
synthetic urine bottle had leaked empty, so they had about 2 hours to hit
the water hard while the testers got setup on the job site.
Brent Bchrisream: Yah this stuff doesn't work I tried Sure Gel, gel packs and I tried the
powdered kind Do not trust this to get you past a drug test I did
everything correct to this videos instructions and other videos on here and
it doesn't work guys! I tried the certo gel does not work guys! beware!
Agesbreh: some one tell me? how long would it take to get the Maryjanee, out of you
system if you take one of the Jell certo ?
Vicky Aviles: I'm going to try this. But I've heard from several people it shouldn't be
done too often because the jel forms a coating around your stomach lining
which is why you piss clean. One friend said a friend of hers who did it
too often had to get surgery because the jel hardened inside of his
stomach. Anyone heard of that happening too?
Matthew Crain: If it didn't work for you then you did it wrong. I was skeptical of how
well it works until this past week. I smoked good chronic several times on
Friday and Saturday then hit a joint a couple times Sunday. Passed three
drug tests between that Tuesday and Wednesday. Drink one box with water or
gatorade, two boxes if you are nervous. Take the test between 2 and 3 hours
after and you should pass. It's the foot pectin doing the work, you just
have to let it digest for at least 2 hours.
The321bay: I did this back in 2004 while I was on probation and it worked! I used a
gallon of water though. I'm surprised they haven't came up with something
to stop it 10 years later so I guess it still works!
dyonte dillard: This shiit does work kik me lvligo for on how to do this im living proof of
this shii i smoked bout a Gram a dat since i fucced up wit the law and if u
guys need help on a step by step what to do like i said kik me lvligo
smokey joe: I got a test in like 5days I took it before for a job and passed but as
soon as I downed it I threw it right up do u think ill be good if I just
take it and don't smoke from here on out?? and should I take both packets I
was told to take both?
Jack Littleton: I just passed my piss test for PO also. I'm 5'8 and weigh around 200. not
active at all lol. Had about 10 days clean. I used the powder sure jell
(yellow box) and drank it 2hr 45min before my test. I put it in a 32 oz
gatorade bottle, then filled it back up with 2 tea bags worth of green tea,
drank about 3/4 of that and passed. I took b12, a multi vitamin and bee
pollen for color just because it's all the vitamin supplements that I had
on hand. Also been drinking plenty of water the whole 10 days. Hope this
helps someone out there.
blythe porter: This guy has on an Army shirt,, come on what kind of integrity is that..?
but hey, thanks for the tip! :)
Rahman Madison: I was told in a different video that once you drink the gatorade surejell
mix that you have to drink a gallon of water but want your piss look
dilluted when its time to take the test? holla back!
gosey Martinez: before you did this video would you smoke everyday? bc i smoke everyday
maybe like half a gram everyday. i have a drug test for marijuana monday
will this work for me?
Wendy Arias: Do you have to drink it that fast lol.??
Steve Saunders: very good video
I have tried this before on a drug test....I didn't pass, but it did barely
register on the test. I may have not drank it soon enough before. I have
faith that I will pass if I keep on trying. I smoke marijuana everyday..or
maybe I should just stop....(:
Leslie Landeros: what drug were u tryin to pass for
smokey joe: I used the blue box it says certo on it and its liquid like a syrup
Rahman Madison: aaaaaaaaah b vitamin pills to bring the color back to the urine gotcha!
DDubbs13: I'm gonna try this tomorrow for job interview. I'll let everyone know
Ace boogie: I can vouch for this crap(certo in blue box anyway)...I did it for two
tests and smashed them bitches got another test coming up about to
re-up..keep the knowledge moving
CheatActivated: this works and if you guys wanna pass a drug test i did. Drink a gallon a
water a day, take 1 niacin a day, 2 b vitamins a day, cranberry pills and
give yourself 6 days of not smoking and drink the surejel on the morning of
your test has to be 3 hours before at least when you drink it and you will
Devin Rose: I have a test today , smoked like 4 blunts yesterday before 4 o'clock ; I
have to go in before one today , pray for me lol
Alyssa West: I'm about to do this, I hadn't smoked in months n last week went on
vacation and came back and found out I have a job lined up. My friend told
me to drink pickle juice and cranberry pills n sweat my @$$ off but its
108° outside n I would rather do it simple. My friend I worked with before
said it worked. God I hope it does
lefty_aries87: aka mr smack a lips the whole video. nasty ass
Ep top rank: Does the sure jell works because I rather do that than certo
Stonerjoey: Work for thc ??
Chad Rob: Whats ur # bro I need to ask u bout this
Boss 暗殺者: " and pass this drug test .. BiOTCH .!! " lmfaoo
Bianka Avellino: STOP MAKING THOSE UGLY FACES. 'DONT LOOK LIKE THAT' IN MY RICH HOMIE QUAN
VOICE... WHAT IS WRONG WITH U.
crazy D: For it to work you have to at least give yourself four days of no smoking
if you can't do four days then it's not going to work drinking lots of
fluid this crap works
Naldo Jennings: So confused by these crazy comments. Some say it works, Other say it fails.
I need to know if this procedure really work or my ass is grass. Gotta do a
urine sample for probation. I smoked one blunt and i have 3 days to get
clean (5'9 210lbs). Any advice or help would be greatly apreciated. freak
getting locked up lol
ralph lauren: This crap works just got back from probation drug test and passed that
bitch...I knew I was dirty cause I bought sum drug test from amazon and
test my pissed this morn nd I was dirty. So I mixed certo the one in the
blue box with sum 32 ozGatorade and creatine. Downd that and filled bottle
back up with water down that with vitamin b pill pissed 3 times went in and
passed that freak test. Make sure the vitamin b pills aren't time release if
they are crush em.
shredtillbed420: this didn't work for me, I smoke the day before my test accidently and
drank it the day of and still failed
frstr8d: Hey bro congrats! Do you have to hold your piss right before the drug test?
Exactly how long after you drank it did you take your test?
Adeh Willi: I passed mine with this method.thanks G
Diann Shahid-Rush: I haven't smoked in about week and a couple days, are you sure this works??
I have a drug last today
Austin Mansker: Darrius Walker how long before you're test did you take the drink?
Fashion Killa: H how many times did you have to piss before you went in and drug test??
mythe12397: Does this work the same day?
YoungKeese816: He did it wrong..dont do it this way but it does work
Jessica Marie: does this really work? trying to find something to get me clean, in search
of a job . Do you take it the day of and does niacin work ?
Amber Cole: how long does it take to clean your system? and for how long will it stay
Erick Joseph: bro your ugly as freak!!!!!!!!
RastaaMoee H: Did you eat any greasy food before or after you drank that? Can you please
respond before sunday? Thank you I would surely appreciate it.
Ryan Clark: How long in advance should i drink it??
Juwan Lampkin: I drunk pivkle juice, water, cap full of bleach mixed with a half gallon
orange juice, sure jell and azos . Yu think ima pass??
Pooh: I had a friend who basically did this and PASSED. Test conducted by
Labcorp. The only thing she did different was she took a daily vitamin the
night before bed. she took another one the next morning. she ate a light
breakfast. she also took a cranberry supplement (500mg) about 1 hour
before she started drinking her shake. She tested about 3PM in the
afternoon. Started drinking about 12:30pm. Do NOT risk freaking up your
liver and kidneys with a bunch niacin. She weights about 120. Her pee was
clear. Do not over dilute before doing this. She had an alternate lab run
a test the day before this one and she failed. If you are on probation or
doing this on a regular bases to smoke pot... stop killing yourself.
Brittany Disponett: How long in advamce do you drink the concoction and do you dillute after?
Thank ya, btw
BossWorldEnt: It worked for all 5 times
How to pass a drug test w/ Sure Jell: Certo4.3
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